Marmarati

Is this the butter knife?
Is this a plate I see?
Bought me some Marmite
This brown stuff is just so yummy
Open your jars, Spread on some crackers and see,
I love my Marmite, spreadable or squeezy
Because it's tasty stuff, sticky though. Cheers you up when you are low.
Any way this spread flows doesn't really matter to me, to me

Marmite, this bread is stale,
Cannot use the mouldy bread, to the ducks it will be fed.
Marmite, loaf had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Marmite, ooh, Going to the shop to buy some more,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on because Marmite really matters.

Oh good, my toast is done,
Sends shivers down my spine, spreading Marmite all the time
Good buy, everybody, you've got good taste
Gotta eat it all the time, and that's the truth
Marmite, ooh, I need to buy some more
I sometimes wish I'd got the big jar after all.

I see the ingredients on the back of the jar,
Yeast Extract, Yeast Extract, It is saved from beer you know
Thiamen and Niacin, very very good for me
Folic Acid (Folic Acid), Folic Acid (Folic Acid), Folic Acid figaro
Ribolavin... I know there's salt but it doesn't worry me
Together with extracts from vegetables and celery
Plus Vit B12 which is good nutritionally.

Squeezy come, squeezy go, I won't let you go
With Cheddar! No, He will not let you go
(Don't let it go!) In Rice Cakes! He will not let you go
(Don't let it go!) On Cashews! He will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go (Let me go) Ah
yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum ,yum
Oh Marstons Marmite, Marstons Marmite, Marstons Marmite don't you go
There are Bread Sticks with Marmite put inside for me, for me, for me

So you say you don't love it, wanna eat something else?
So you think you can hate it and leave it on the shelf?
Oh, baby, can't be more wrong about it, baby,
Just gotta eat more, just gotta eat more, then you'll love it.

Marmite really matters, Anyone can see,
Marmite really matters,
Marmite really matters to me
Anyway this love grows.