Our glorious organisation of the most devoted Marmite lovers was recently plunged into turmoil by the unforgivable treachery of Lord Marmarati, found guilty of befouling the name of our dark and sticky mistress. With haste and steely resolve a new leader has been elected and this beacon of hope will be leading the Marmarati into an exciting and illustrious future, one which we request you, dear Marmite lover, to join.
We embark for our dark, delicious future in early 2012